This is doamatto.

Well this is embarrasing.

It seems we’ve reached a dead end. Since you made it this far, I might as well tell you a story. I don’t remember it too well since it was a long time ago, but I’ll tell it to the best of my recollection.

I was playing with my older sis in some pillows on the couch. My sister thought “He’s probably choking to death down there. Time to be a hero or something idk” and yoinked my arm out from under the pillows. Pop goes the weasle: I had a dislocated elbow.

Went to the doctor: “you’ll probably live.. probably :)” and then my sister never hurt me again until like 2 years later when she did it again.

I’m sure my sister will find this 404 in the future and, if you remember how everything went, feel free to make a PR revising the story.

Anywho, you’re still lost, so here’s a way home.